If you hadn't guessed, these are my personal pages; so brace yourself for thrills, spills and gutter-language as you take the roller-coaster ride through numerous examples of my seemingly boundless stupidity!

Yep, here you can find out about me, look at the web games I've written using Javascript, or the mobile phone games I've written using Java. You can ridicule my taste in music, maybe follow some of my handy links, see info about my work or even contact me. Just imagine that!

By the way, if you came straight here it means your browser is old, manky or stupid, and it probably hates kids too. If you were using Internet Explorer 5 or above, or Netscape 6 or Mozilla, you could have chosen the "Blue pill"... Hang on a minute, that's another film. Well anyway you could have dropped into the lovely floaty dynamic side of my personal pages. Ok so it's not that useful to have little draggable widgets on the screen, but it looks nice and it keeps me off the streets and out of trouble!

By the way, if you're looking for the other Scott Porter then I'm not him. Right then, I've run out of interesting stuff to say here now, so please feel free to go forth into the site and stare in slack-jawed horror at the stuff I've put up here... Then mail me and tell why I'm wrong... and stupid :-)

All Images, scripts and design: © Scott Porter 2002.